He died for your pens
Posted by Scott Hughes Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:59:00 GMT
On the way back from the airport a few days ago, I noticed a building in a shopping center claiming to be a “Christain Office Supply” store. Going into the mexican restaurant in front of it, I just remembered it as kind of odd. Coming out of the mexican restaurant (after I’d had a little tequila), I got a few ideas about what they might sell there. The first one that popped into my head was a 20-pack of Jesus Died for your Pens. I thought this was hilarious, but Nicole told me I only thought that because I’d been drinking… It wasn’t long before she and Erik joined in on the fun. We came up with:
- A Crucifax Machine
- Sermon on the Mounting Board
- 3 Holy Punch
- Stationary of the Cross (Apparently, Stations of the Cross is a Catholic Prayer)
- Silent Nite-lite (not really an office supply)
- A-Toner for your Sins (ok, we obviously ran out about here)
Can you think of any other good ones? If so, please leave it in the comments. Blasphemy is a blast for me!
Too bad there isn’t a CafePress option for making big, fancy pens… I wonder if I could make any money selling Jesus Died for your Pens.
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